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| Hahaha, some people trying to be funny now. Telling jokes all.. So I shall start this entry with just one joke. Here goes,Hahaha,...
Joke. One day, India's president invited the Singapore president over for lunch in India. So, as the singapore president reached India airport. He was chauffered to a very high class restuarant by limo. Inside the limo was india's president . While escorting, the Singapore president noticed something disturbing everytime he looked outside the window. He saw the locals Urinating, shitting, littering, vomitting, naked etc... openly on the streets. So, he spoke with the Indian president over lunch bout the matter... India's president was embarrassed and insulted and did not know wad to say so he stay silent. He was ashamed and angry. So he wanted to get back at the Singapore president... He dint know how, so after lunch. The Singapore president despite all the obscene things which he saw on the streets of India, he invited India's president over for lunch the following day. The India's president was filled with joy as his opportunity struck. So the following day,... India's president reached Changi airport and was chauffered in a limo which was escorted by the Singapore's president. Straight after the the limo left the airport, the Indian president started his search out the window for anyone doing unclean or obscene things...He search high and low and could not find anyone. Singapore was a clean and green society. Onlie until reaching the restaurant in Town, the Indian president caught this one man squatting beside the tree shitting. He burst out yelling" Ah there, not only do ppl in my country shit on the streets openly so does yours." He pointed at the man. The Singapore president was shocked and took a glance at that man. To his relief he told the Indian president, " OH that man is the Indian Ambassador for Singapore." For all you SLOW people out there reading this( yar i'm referring to YOU), you might not get it so take you time. Ask someone to explain it to you... hahaha Ok now... Today.... Wad happened.... went to school, dint fall asleep during maths which was an achievement for me and went thru art class drawing crap... Some dogs eye... hahah... English lesson was good, learnt a few stuff. Learnt how to write expositions. Lame sia... we all know already lor... Chinese B was fun as usual... Making fun of the teachers accent and all... Wierdo sia my teacher... Dam smelly also.. Like never bath every morning or wat!!! Social studies was the best la... Mr.Brendon Lee is out teacher for this year... He's dam cool lor... I speak to him like as if he was one of my frenz.. hahahha... he asked how I was after the dramatic incident with the DM and Vp and principal and Hod of science. Haiz... so yar Ok if you read my previous entry, you will know tt I had training yesterday(11km)... If not for the Poly visit after school I would have to run another 11km today... Well Tomorrow is a confirm 11km for me... Haiya, sighs :( Nanyang Poly,... Visit there was ok la... Quite boring la at first... Naresh and Lattif making soo much noise. Disturbing the girls who were giving us a tour.. They kept calling them 'AUNTIE' hahaha... The first thing we did there was seat down and listen to this nerdy guy giving his speech.. Dunno wad he was mumbling about. So we nic named him mumbles.. After that, we headed down the hallways and Naresh could'nt stand quietness and so he started his shouting again... we went to school of business and engineering... One word to describe it all... BORing... bored the darkness out of me... was walking in the school of engineering alone while this Ah Lian came up to me and said tt she saw me be4 and wants me number... hahaha, so i told her... "i have never seen you be4 and im sure i dunno you." I should have told her," wad do you AH LIANS see in me... Do i look like an Ah beng to you, I am a decent boy ok so buZz" hahah but i dint la.... I went to try clinmbing the rock wall after tt, hahaha. quite tough lor... Tired I guess, normally im good at it K... Dunt look down on me La!!!! lolx lolx!!!! So many guys from my class were making a fool out of themselves... Like Gabriel for one, who kept asking for every girls number... Every girl tt walked pass him... goodness, but obviously he was just playing la... hahaha, well the bus ride back was just quiet, everyone was shagged out... hahaha yep Nanyang Poly sux.... Tried roller-blading to my grandmas just now for dinner...Was in pain down by my feet... Had a short nap at my grandpas house, was shiiioook la... Dinner was great as usual, my grandma always cooks good food. She even cooked Pulaut hitam. Which is black rice with black sugar and milk.. Dam nice la... bladed back dam fast and now at home slacking... Seemed like a long day, but was actually very short... Cool... Im gonna sleep now.. need it badly... reminder to frenz: call me if theres any problems... You know i am relaible... hahaha, like some advert... nitez ppl!!! |
TIMOTHY CHOW!! 9:33 PM